Sleep? For the Weak.

One of the most overrated things that society spreads is that sleep is important. Think about it: you are dedicating 6-10 hours of each day doing absolutely nothing. How do you expect to get gains, good grades, promotions, or money if you are wasting so much time with trivial things like sleep?

If you follow the steps in this guide, I will teach you how you can go from sleeping 8 hours a day like a functioning adult normie to cutting out wasted time completely.

Step 1: Set alarms that go off every 30 minutes 24 hours a day.

I have personally tried this method and lemme tell you: it works. I went from sleeping 14 hours a day to a few short naps every couple weeks. That being said, it does have it's pros and cons.

Pros: You won't waste as much time, you will become successful, you are *guaranteed* to develop a successful drop shipping business in 2 weeks, and people will like you.

Cons: You will be a cranky little guy, you will have brain fog for the first 3-4 hours, and your driving skills will be slightly impaired.

Try this strategy for a few weeks and then you can always stop if it doesn't work out.

Step 2: Drink 2 and a half cans of Dutch Bros Rebels every 3 days.

This step is really what kicks this guide into second gear. It is imperative you follow the exact ratio of drinks per day. I once drank a Rebel and stayed up for 2 nights straight. It's no joke.

Pros: It becomes easier to stay up and get better at COD.

Cons: It costs $8.75 every 3 days, $87.5 every month, and $1,050 every years. That's money.

Step 3: Profit

Now that you aren't wasting time with sleep anymore, you can focus on things that are actually important. May I suggest doing a puzzle with your mother, wiping off the seat after your workout, or learning how to correctly manage your expenses (there is a science for it.)