As I hold my iPhone Super XI in my hand, I think back to the times when I had a simple smartphone. I am surprised it was even considered smart - it could fit in my pocket it was so small. But that all changed when I started respecting myself. Now, I have the newest bestest of all the phones. In this guide, I will teach you how to be a cool guy like me through the use of a crazy thing I like to call technology.
How It Works
The first thing you need to realize is that if you don't have the latest release of a game, phone, computer, car, or phone, then you are losing in life. Too many times have I seen people walking around confidently with an iPhone SE, or playing games like CSGO 1; blissfully unaware that better things exist. Together, we can unite and put an end to this poverty. Join me.
How To Get Ahead
The only way to get ahead in any area of life is to drive cars and open calculator apps on phones that haven't even been released yet to the general public. I signed an NDA, so I can't go off spouting secrets, but let me tell you: you can access some pretty crazy stuff.
The One Problem?
Most people claim to not have enough money to buy new things, and to that I say "cap". If you can't find the money to whip around the Audi RS7 Sedan (mega ultra version), then you aren't trying hard enough. Remember, not having the newest thing means failure as a person in all areas of life, so try harder. Money is fake. The things you buy with money, that's real.
Conclusion
Yeah buy new stuff.
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